She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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