I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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