I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
