Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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