and you said cock pushups were impossible
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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