whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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