You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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