Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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