wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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