Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Shame - the story of my life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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