it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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