i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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