Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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