who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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