she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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