I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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