Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We have started to decorate penises.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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