so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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