there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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