went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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