Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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