She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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