im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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