we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
