What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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