shes about as inviting as chlamydia
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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