when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just invented taco cereal.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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