We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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