Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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