He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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