its not stalking. its research.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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