why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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