I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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