they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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