am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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