out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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