The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Couch. On fire.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
