You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize