If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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