I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Jerry, you need to find god
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
