i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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