Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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