Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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