Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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