I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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