Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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