question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
