Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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