I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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