is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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