Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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