Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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