everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
