I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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